• I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods.
• A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
• And on the 8th day God said, OK Murphy, you take over.
• Atheist achieving orgasm: Oh Random! Oh Chance!
• Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.
• If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?
• That was Zen. This is Tao. Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?

From HumanistNetworkNews.org, October 11, 2005