From the October 2003 edition of the CDHS Humanist: A group of humanists found these bits of fortune-cookie wisdom following a recent Chinese dinner:

• You have had many travels; you have seen more than you remember; and you remember more than you have seen.
• You can fool some of the people some of the time--including yourself.
• Man who say he has found Jesus should put him back.
• You will take a long journey. You will meet many infidels--if you are lucky.
• Woman who go crazy in church has Methodist in her madness.
• Atheist in coffin at funeral is all dressed up with no place to go.
• A theist believes in god. An apatheist is indifferent as to whether or not there is a god and is too lazy to find out.
• An agnostic is not sure there is a god. A diagnostic is not sure there are two gods.
• Many who say he is born again should now grow up.
• You have well-concealed charm and intelligence.
• There are no words to describe your innate talents.
• Confuse-us say: It is virtually impossible to overestimate the unimportance of practically everything.
• George Carlin say: Most people don't know what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.