Uncle Sam's Xmas '02 Wish List
December 2002
Pain Ray Microwave Device! Easily mounted on Hummer, great for subduing enemy civilians or even domestic dissidents! Goodbye, pesky protestors!
Bird of Prey from Boeing! Cool new stealth demo flyer for the "Death from Above" Crowd!
The 'hit' of this holiday season! As seen in Afghanistan. Our popular "Predator" Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, now with "Hellfire" Missles! Covert ops ready! In limited supply, so act now!
For all your domestic spying needs! The new Information Awareness Office, brought to you by Admiral John Poindexter, coupled with the new Homeland Security Office and Echelon, can monitor all communications, no matter how personal or private! Also, data mining, cryptography and more! A USA PATRIOT favorite! Not recommended for ACLU members.