These "proofs of Jesus" are widely circulated on the Internet. No offense or defamation is intended towards any of the ethnic groups mentioned.

Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

Three proofs that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. His last request was a drink.

Three proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:

1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

Three proofs that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.

Three proofs that Jesus was African American:

1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

Three proofs that Jesus was Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.

Three proofs that Jesus was a Woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.