Heathen Humanist

September 1995

(Sung to the Oscar Meyer Wiener Song)

How happy I am to be a Heathen Humanist,
Especially on a lovely Sunday morn.

Some say I'm really in need of a psychiatrist,
And, indeed, they talk about me with obvious scorn.

But my wondrous thoughts might be for them a catalyst,
Creating the path for them to be reborn!

On that enlightened day,
They too will say:

How happy I am to be a Heathen Humanist,
Especially on a lovely Sunday morn!